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TRUE STORY: Once I was being berated by a boy whom I hardly knew because I rejected him (lol) and he told me I needed to “hop on the dick”. I started yelling at him and to defend himself he said “it’s a metaphor!”

(Source: yu-fukagawa)

Tomorrow I am going away with my pal down to the forests for the long weekend. I probably won’t be posting much at all because there is little internet. I seldom go away so it doesn’t really matter.

hnnhmcgrth:

David Hockney - Study of lightning

hnnhmcgrth:

David Hockney - Study of lightning

(Source: wasbella102)

Children in the city:

  • mothers braiding their daughter’s hair
  • people waving from the height of their stalled bus to babies sitting in the backseats of cars
  • little blonde girl crying — her father plays hand games to make her laugh
1000scientists:

Aidan KochFrom the series Blue Period

1000scientists:

Aidan Koch
From the series Blue Period

acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips

(Source: milkthistles)

untrustyou:

St-Romain by Laurence, 

(Source: toonarmyist)

My Seder wasn’t bad at all! Woke up to make the matza balls and the chicken soup then went back to bed because I was feeling ill. Although I only had one friend, in the end it was really fun and I bet she learnt a lot (she’s a VERY religious Christian). We used the children’s Haggadah because it’s so much quicker / easier and we sang Ma Nishtana twice because it was so fun… But we all have the Dayenu song stuck in our heads. The soup I made was really nice and the matza balls weren’t soggy at all. ALSO I was the one who found the afikoman! The first year where I found it! Afterwards we all sat around chatting and it was such a good evening :—-)

When I was little I didn’t know what type of person I’d like to date but I knew the first thing on the criteria would be “not afraid of bugs”.

cinoh:

David Shrigley

cinoh:

David Shrigley

(Source: northmagneticpole)